John McCain is Bob Dole minus the charm, conservatism and youth.

– Ann Coulter
01/23/2008

“Ever wondered what happened to Michael Jackson, since he decided to become a middle aged woman and name his kids after household objects?”

On whether or not he will run for President of the United States…

“I will decide based on whether I have about $30 million in committed campaign contributions and whether I think it is possible to run a campaign based on ideas rather than 30-second sound bites”

– Newt Gingrich, 09/12/2007

“You know, I’ve heard all the rhetoric — you’ve heard it, too — about how this is amnesty. Amnesty means that you’ve got to pay a price for having been here illegally, and this bill does that”

If illegal immigrants are willing to do the work other people won’t do…
Then how about sending them to Congress to secure our borders?

Stupid and envious is a bad combo platter.

“Why can’t Major League Baseball do something here? Not only did Bonds get a lot of help from the wonderful world of chemistry in his home run chase, but he’s also a world-class void surrounded by a sphincter muscle.”

– Neal Boortz,
05/29/2007

Oops!

“One of the things we ought to be thinking about is some level of mandatory service to our country, so that everybody in America — not just the poor kids who get sent to war — are serving this country”

– John Edwards
05/21/2007

We Americans need to remember why Memorial Day is special. It’s not about picnics or trips to the beach. It’s not about making pro- or anti-war statements. It’s not about supporting political candidates. It’s about honor, duty and the ultimate sacrifice. It’s about people who have decided that the United States is worth dying for.

– American Legion Commander Paul A. Morin.
May 16, 2007