Former presidential candidate John Edwards is said to be ready to admit that he fathered a love child. But Hades may have a skating rink before his wife, Elizabeth, signs off on such a confession.

As a grand jury in North Carolina considers whether Edwards misused campaign funds to cover up the scandal, Elizabeth still can't abide his former mistress, Rielle Hunter.

Why are people still talking about John Edwards? He's a schmuck, we all knew that. Didn't we?

William Safire, a speechwriter for President Richard M. Nixon and a Pulitzer Prize-winning political columnist for The New York Times who also wrote novels, books on politics and a Malaprop’s treasury of articles on language, died at a hospice in Rockville, Md., on Sunday. He was 79.

The cause was pancreatic cancer, said Martin Tolchin, a friend of the family.

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In 1962, he married the former Helene Belmar Julius, a model, pianist and jewelry designer. The couple had two children, Mark and Annabel. His wife and children survive him, as does a granddaughter.

Rest In Peace, William.

Being an avid Tetris fan, I had to post this. I was completely addicted to Tetris many, many, years ago. I spent countless hours playing into the night and getting 2 or 3 hours of sleep before I had to go to work.

Until last week, I haven't thought about Tetris in several years. Now I find it surreal that Tetris is back. Okay, so it never went away.

Tetris, I just can't quit you.

Now that I am playing again, I can't help but dream of tiles too. Thanks Tetris.

Sometimes, no matter how hard they try, people at Wal-Mart do not put a smile on your face. Other times, you laugh your ass off.

If you want to see your neighbors in their natural habitat, check out the People of Walmart blog.