Rest In Peace, Hans.

He was whiny and annoying in 2007, and he’s still whiny and annoying.

The Atlanta attorney at the center of an international health scare has filed a lawsuit against the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention claiming it invaded his privacy.

Andrew Speaker filed the lawsuit on Tuesday in the federal court seeking unspecified damages and court fees.

Get over it. There was a good chance he had a drug resistant form of TB and he flew to Europe anyway. He… No scratch that… Everyone on that plane was lucky it wasn’t that form.

Now go away Mr. Speaker, we have more important things to read about these days, like Paris Hilton and Swine Flu. There are far more important people making reservations through Westgate.

How cool is this story?

When a thief stole my laptop, I was determined to get it back. Oh yeah, and seek a little electronic revenge along the way.

Read the whole thing, it’s good.

It’s situations like this that will give netbooks a better place in the market. They are smaller, more compact, and easier to carry with you no matter where you go.

Singer Vern Gosdin, who recorded country music hits like the award-winning “Chiseled in Stone” during a 30-year career, has died. He was 74.

Michael Illobre, funeral director at Mount Olivet Funeral Home in Nashville, says Gosdin was under hospice care and died late Tuesday at an area hospital.

Rest In Peace, Vern.

I don’t think any such bill should become law, until all of the legislators and the governor himself can pass an equally stringent fitness test.

Gov. Sonny Perdue is set to sign a bill that will soon require Georgia students to complete an annual fitness test.

Supporters are hoping the measure will help combat childhood obesity.

What’s next? Are they going to use a Honeywell Barcode Scanner to stamp everyone that doesn’t meet their new criteria?

The Fox network is sticking with its regular schedule over President Barack Obama this week.

If they stick to their guns, I will be watching “Lie To Me” for the first time ever. Well, for the first time in a fictional show. I could watch the President Obama reality show where I have seen it a hundred times in as many days.

I could spend my time installing Grohe faucets or building something, either way, it would feel more productive.

What kind of moron allows an Air Force One replica to fly through the middle of New York City?

An administration official says a presidential Boeing 747 and a fighter jet flew low near ground zero in New York City Monday because the White House Military Office wanted to update its file photo of the president’s plane near the Statue of Liberty.

Never mind, you don’t need to answer that. They could have taken all the money they spent on that ridiculous flyover and used it to help people with mesothelioma. Anything would have been better, and helping others would have been perfect.

Former heavyweight boxing champion Greg Page has died at his Kentucky home, said his wife Patricia Page said. He was 50.

Page suffered a severe brain injury eight years ago at a fight in Louisville and his wife said he died of complications from that fight.

Rest In Peace, Greg.

Frederick Gulden, 86, an architect who was dubbed “the last American in Vietnam” when he was stranded in the country for 15 months after the U.S. military withdrew, died of complications from esophageal cancer April 4 at George Washington University Hospital. He lived in Alexandria.

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Survivors include his wife of 25 years, Sherifa Gulden.

Rest In Peace, Frederick.

A family spokesman for Bea Arthur says the star of TV’s “Maude” and “The Golden Girls” has died.

Spokesman Dan Watt says the 86-year-old Arthur died at home early Saturday. He says Arthur had cancer, but he declined to give further details.

Rest In Peace, Bea.