Thinking of Zelda Again.

Every year around this time, I start thinking of Zelda Bumgardner. She only existed for a day, a very long, physically exhausting day. I love Halloween. I love the costumes. I really love the hot Halloween costumes. Forget all that vanilla plain stuff you can buy at the corner store, you need the good stuff.

Several years ago, I worked at the restaurant of a hotel in Deadwood, South Dakota, waiting tables. The hotel was holding a Halloween costume contest and the winner received two nights in the hotel, a gift certificate, and some other cool prizes. I thought long and hard about that costume and came up with Zelda Bumgardner.

She was a hottie. Really, she was. She was a sexy french maid, with hairy legs, combat boots, a mustache, and tattoos up and down her arms. She looked alot like the guy pictured in the banner above, but a lot hotter. I have to admit, it was odd looking through womens Halloween costumes, especially trying to find one in my size.

If you can't buy adult Halloween costumes, one of the best things you can do, is make your own. I was roadkill one year too, with a costume I made myself, and won another contest with that one.

It's the hap-happiest time, of the year.