BYOTP

BYOTP.

That's the advice this town is giving visitors to its four parks.

All paper products were removed from the park restrooms after vandals set paper on fire in a men's bathroom, Town Manager Gloria Long Rollins said Monday.

Hand dryers will be installed, but visitors will have to bring their own TP, she said.

Rollins hopes the changes will help combat vandalism, graffiti and drug use in the parks.

Of course it will, because we all know how much those graffiti artists depend on toilet paper when they are tagging the buildings used by the drug users, who are snorting their coke off a "Sheryl Crow single sheet".

Give me a break.