New Jersey may soon allow gays and lesbians to marry.

Here’s my question…

Why would a gay guy want to marry a lesbian?

– Jay Leno,
Tonight Show 10/31/2006

Senator Kerry clearly owes an apology to our soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines serving in Iraq. But Mr. Kerry has refused to do so. Instead, he’s claiming that Republicans are “desperately distorting” his comments. Watch the video yourself … it is perfectly clear what Mr. Kerry said … what’s unclear is whether Mr. Kerry ever means what he says. Perhaps he was against his comments before he actually made them.

– Senator Bill Frist,
VOLPAC