Cruisin’ Down The Road Of Insanity…
Tom Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby’s placenta.
Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be “very nutritious”.
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The Top Gun star also insisted he “sensed” fianc’e Katie was pregnant before she told him.
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The actor, who recently also claimed he has the power to cure drug addicts, has even been carrying out his own medical scans on the foetus after buying himself an ultrasound machine.
I, for one, am usually the last one to proclaim someone as strange or odd. I really don’t have room to talk. I am one of the strangest people I know. Other than me. Anyway… Exactly how strange do you need to be before you can be considered certifiably insane?
Silent birth is one of the rules of the cult of Scientology, which Cruise is devoted to.
The cult - founded by the late sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard - claims that 75 million years ago aliens came to earth and their spirits now infest our bodies.
Ahh that’s right, he’s not insane, he’s just “under the influence”.
Oh great. Now I’ve done it. I have spoken out against Scientology and their golden boy, Tom. Is this where the lightning strikes? Or do the censors remove this post? I forget what’s supposed to happen.
But placenta-eating is considered normal in some cultures. Various recipes include one for placenta lasagne. Some say eating it helps avoid post-natal depression.
And you know, the last thing any of us need to see is Tom Cruise suffering from post-natal depression.
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I don’t find the silent birth I don’t find the silent birth thing as strange as I do Tom Cruise and Scientology in general.
Truth is, I don’t intend to have any more kids, but thanks though.
Sadly all of that is untrue. Sadly all of that is untrue. Why not look at the truth about silent birth: Silent Birth
It’s actually all quite facinating rather than strange.
Why is it every picture I see Why is it every picture I see of them, he is holding her hand walking with her behind, kinda leading her along as if she were a child….
or maybe she is just too young to really be expected to have much of a mind of her own? I mean here is a guy old enough to be her father making a baby with her. And he’s calling all the shots. You never here what she really has to say, other than just repeating the same phrase over and over again, probably preapproved by Crazy Cruise.
This poor baby is gonna grow up and read all this stuff and be remembered as the baby of “TomKat” and she is gonna be sooo depressed… thankfully her daddy can cure that himself though. I mean, the last man that was able to cure anything walked the earth two thousand years ago…
(just a little sidenote: I have never been one of those women that fawned over the site of Tom Cruise. I never thought him sexy, I never thought him cute. I never thought him that great of an actor either. The first movie I remember seeing him I loved - not for the acting (he and his costar sucked!) but for the story… ‘Legend’ needs to be a remake with some better actors…)
It’s no wonder that Cruise is It’s no wonder that Cruise is going nuts. Katie’s pregnant with a beach ball!!
Katie did have an epidural. Katie did have an epidural.