An 83-year-old man was found lying dead in his yard next to his wife after he fell, became stranded and ordered his wife not to get help for three days despite heavy rainstorms, according to authorities.

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The man's wife left him in the yard but continued to care for him for three days by covering him up in a tarp during rainstorms and bringing food and water.

Sheriff's deputies said that while caring for her husband, Harriet also fell and was unable to get help.

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No foul play is suspected in this incident.

Of course there was no foul play, they stayed inbounds the whole time.

An eight-year-old boy has been suspended from school for kissing a classmate on the cheek.

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School officials say they saw the kiss as sexual harassment.

I think it's high time that school officials got a little attitude adjustment.

Scott Peterson is free to sell his story to the movies or make book deals, a judge ruled over the objections of Peterson's slain wife's mother.

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Sharon Rocha, Laci Peterson's mother, asked the court to keep any payments from commercial use of Peterson's story in a trust account until a verdict is reached.

Superior Court Judge Roger Beauchesne said Wednesday's ruling was tentative and could be changed. He gave Rocha's attorney 20 days to return to court with new arguments.

Go ahead Scott, write the book. Of course, you will never see a penny from the profits of doing so. This could be just the thing you need to keep your mind focused on the fact that you did indeed kill your wife and unborn child.

French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin on Wednesday called for the "immediate" dispatch of an international civilian force to restore order in Haiti, where a rebellion threatens to topple President Jean-Bertrand Aristide.

Now they want to get involved?

"This force would be charged with assuring the restoration of public order and support actions in the field of the international community," de Villepin said in a statement. "It should have the support of a government of national union."

Wow… Imagine that… They want to help restore law and order and support the international community… I know I have heard of something like this before.

"France also said it wants human rights observers to be sent to the troubled Caribbean nation and a "long term" engagement of international aid aimed at reconstructing Haiti's economy.

Human rights observers? Long term engagement of international aid? They obviously have NO financial interest in Haiti… If they did, they would not want anything to change… Unless of course, they are supporters of the opposition, in which case, they want Aristide out so they can get their puppet in.

"It is absolutely necessary for the international community to accompany the country in its quest for a mechanism that will allow for a timely and orderly departure of Jean-Bertrand Aristide," the Democratic Platform coalition said in a statement.

Too bad they couldn't deal with the fact that it was "absolutely necessary for the international community to accompany the country in its quest for a mechanism that would allow for a timely and orderly departure of Saddam Hussein.

Two-faced, whining, cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Georgians are expected to witness the first measurable snowfall of the season Thursday morning in Atlanta, the northern suburbs and mountains of Georgia.

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The worst of the storm is expected to hit in the northern suburbs and mountains, where the National Weather Service predicted 2-4 inches of ice and snow. Downtown Atlanta could get 1-2 inches. But none of it is expected to stick.

Sure… Like, uh-huh… If it does happen, I will post pictures (so we have proof for future generations).