He couldn’t get so lucky…

Palestinian Authority Chairman Yasser Arafat appears to have recovered from exhaustion.

Palestinian sources said Arafat was concerned that he had been poisoned as part of an assassination plot by Israel and the United States. They said that Arafat sent for a medical team from Jordan when his own physicians could not determine his ailment.

Personally, I think if he was poisoned, he would not be around to “wonder” if he had been poisoned.

“He was very tired and alarmed that he had been poisoned,” a source said. “After a few days of arrest and a thorough examination, he’s back at work again. The crisis is over.”

Damn.