ButterCup Diaper Buns

I have been working 16-19 hour days on a project that will be finished by tomorrow afternoon. WHEW… Finally… Right now, though, I am taking a break. I deserve it. While my projects compile and upload for further testing, I always read other blogs or news. Of course. Gretchen had a great one today, regarding an email she received about an excerpt from a children’s book. I am going to play along and post it here:

What’s in a name?

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton’s name is Booger Liverchunks.

…Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!

Uh Oh… Gidgets new name would be Gidget Diaper Buns (or Gidget Waffle Buns)